January 2012
December 2011
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
-sweetcaroline:
I don’t get attracted to guys that are half-naked. I mean, I watch wrestling and I don’t get attracted to them even if they’re showing so much skin. Like even men in billboards or male models. I don’t know.
But good Lord when guys wear formal wear or like even a dress shirt. jhasgbdjhag
“Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but...”
– Lance Armstrong (via immaescapereality)
